Really, Anthony Wiener? You're a married congressman who regularly engages in social media putting you into the category of tech savvy. You didn't think that people would figure out that yes, you sent out that lovely "package" picture and were not, in fact, hacked?
What makes him an even bigger dumbass is that he sent out the above picture with a photo in the background of him and President Clinton. I believe there is a photo of him and his wife as well on the left hand side of the credenza behind him.
In the words of Jay Leno, spoken to Hugh Grant after he was arrested for soliciting Divine Brown for oral sex, "What the hell were you thinking????
Here's the thing, guys, you're not thinking.
Your erection has obviously deprived your brain of some very necessary blood flow. Depriving your brain of blood flow can lead to severely damaging circumstances.
Had your brain not been momentarily deprived, you would have stopped yourself from soliciting that hooker.
You would have stopped yourself from uploading that penis pic via tweetdeck from your Blackberry.
You would not have allowed an intern to perform oral sex on you in the Oval Office.
You would not have slept with your housekeeper (who so is NOT attractive) and kept the fact that you impregnated her from your uber-sucessful wife for over ten years.
You would not have hired your mistress to video tape you for fake political documentaries and then impregnate her while your wife was experiencing a recurrence of her cancer.
Take a moment, gentlemen. Let the blood flow back to the head on your shoulders. It could lead to a lot less bloodshed in your family.
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